To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...