Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...