Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...