The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...