Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...