Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...