What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...