Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...