A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.