Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...