The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...