Bad luck finding a place to hide
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Solve Indian puzzles
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Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Outrageous lying
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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...