Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!