The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...