Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law