The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...