Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...