What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.