One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...