C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!