How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!