DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....