what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...