Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...