Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Reasons to stay at work all night
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