Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...