Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...