Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.