The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...