Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...