yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...