The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...