Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”