Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...