Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....