Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...