British Rail
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...