One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...