New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...