WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
I deserve to be married
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A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...