The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
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So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...