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|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...