Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...