I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...