How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...