Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!