Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...