Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...