Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...