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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
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Military work rules
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The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
A golf club visits a local bar
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Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
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A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...